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You pull the crowbar from your pocket hopefully, and contemplate on the crowbar and on the door. The door does not appear to have any cracks large enough for you to insert the crowbar in it.
You examine the door, and decide that the best you can do is to whack the door randomly with your crowbar.
You hold the crowbar with both of your hands, and start whacking the door. Clang! Clang! Clang!
The door seems unaffected.
This is part of The Author's The Game interactive book